Unicorn Barf Tiled Microfiber Towel

Bring some unapologetic personality to the green, the field, or the court with the most hilarious towel in your bag. Featuring the "Unicorn Barf" tiled design, this piece takes that original, toothy Bic pen sketch and multiplies it into a vibrant, rainbow-vomiting pattern that is guaranteed to be a conversation starter. Whether you're lining up a putt or serving for match point, this slightly deranged unicorn—born from a quick scribble on a scrap of teal paper—adds a burst of chaotic energy to your game. I really leaned into the crosshatching for the shading here, making the "magical meltdown" look sharp even on a textured fabric.

But this isn’t just a novelty item; it’s a high-performance tool for your busy lifestyle. Crafted from a premium microfiber blend of 80% polyester and 20% polyamide, this towel is incredibly absorbent and durable. Its compact 16'' x 24'' size makes it easy to carry without the bulk, while the built-in gold grommet and ring allow you to clip it securely to your golf bag, pickleball backpack, or gym gear. It’s the perfect blend of "weird art" and pure utility, keeping your clubs and hands clean with a touch of "freaking swell" style.

Product Highlights

• The Art: A full-tiled "Unicorn Barf" pattern featuring signature ballpoint-style crosshatching.

• Performance Fabric: Highly absorbent and durable microfiber blend (80% polyester, 20% polyamide).

• Ready for Action: Equipped with a stylish gold grommet and hanging ring for easy attachment.

• Versatile Size: A portable 16'' × 24'' footprint, perfect for the golf course, beach, or gym.

Care Instructions

To keep your unicorns bright and your fabric soft, machine wash separately on a cold (max 90°F or 30°C) gentle cycle.